appomattox hanky

The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.

Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.

appomattox hanky by Necrotek July 6, 2015

Lace hanky

When a person giving a blow job laughs and passes load out their nose.

I cracked up while blowing a guy and got a lace hanky.

Lace hanky by Matt Rand August 15, 2016

Dope honey 

A female that dates a man or woman that sells drugs.

Them fly bitches ain't got no job, they ain't nothing but some dope honeys.

Dope honey by Dani coola October 17, 2016

vagina honey 

The liquid gold that envelopes your face .

Her vagina honey was sweet

vagina honey by Tommys2tone April 18, 2018

Iowa Honey Wars 

Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)

The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb

Iowa Honey Wars by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017

pr hanky 

When you try to type “probably” but autocorrect fucks you gently like an emperor penguin.

I know you pr hanky spit like 10 times

pr hanky by Sizzle man January 26, 2018

shower honey 

A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)

First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)

"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"

shower honey by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018