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Hipster

It's a fashion movement, and it's the most imperialistic one you could ever imagine. Poor areas with rich culture are steamrolled over, as a homogenous wave of liberal arts students try on, commodify, and sell its remnants. Everything is a fashion than can be taken on or thrown out, and every part of culture is there to be declawed then commodified for this very same group.
by Truthbringer June 15, 2014
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Hipster Jizz

I put hipster jizz on my food.
by California Bae Area January 5, 2017
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hipster paul

a true hipster, thick black rimmed glasses, a kango hat, rolled up trousers , and a liberal at heart, someone who defends people who hate them and would kill them otherwise but feels they need a chance because media says so. Is easily offended and has sjw tendencies
that hipster paul over their is preaching to the masses of how we should feed the world when we have poor people in our own backyard starving half to death
by ddaman January 22, 2018
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hipster tops

Hipster Tops is a teen clothing store that sells hipster clothing, crop tops, graphic tees, crew neck sweaters and long sleeves.
by Marleneh October 9, 2014
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hipster

Originally a hipster was someone who had seen through society's bullshit, or were trying to. Now it's a "lifestyle choice".
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
by Shemp211 December 9, 2016
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Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
by VelStod December 21, 2017
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Hipster

People embracing the new age hippie lifestyle, while ignoring the fact that following a scene or trend, in turn makes them look like everyone else who wants to be a hipster. Ultimately surrendering their individualism and identity to whatever trends happening at the time.

Hipsters can usually be identified by their bohemian/Jamaican hair and clothing styles. Showing their desperate attempt to fit into a variety of cultures all at once. Mostly because they feel they have no real identity or style of their own.
Person #1: What do you think of my new glasses and dread locks?!

Person #2: Kind of makes you look like a 1960s style Woodstock visiting hippie.

Person #1: Really? Damn! I was going for a hipster look. That's why I also got this ugly Greek Fisherman Hat.
by Lumpy Johnson October 12, 2014
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