THE HAMMER

Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.

I made a call to the Hammer last night. Best sex I've ever had.

by DflJones August 17, 2022

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Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.

by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019

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Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.

"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"

by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013

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feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

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Droppin' hammers

Term used when the entire crowd at a dubstep concert is headbanging, wobbling, and/or fist pumping in sync.

EVERYBODY was droppin' hammers last night! We were gettin hyphy.

by 0Ryn June 12, 2011

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Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

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