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Jake from state farm

Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
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Uncle from another world

Giant hedgehog “I enjoy inflicting pain with my needles.”

Hym “What!?”

Giant Hedgehog “Their dying screams are music to my ears.”

Hym “WHAT!?”

Giant hedgehog “I toyed with them as they died.”

Hym “AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s so evil! It’s the most evil thing I’ve seen in a while! I love it! That thing is nuts! It’s almost as evil as the South Park Christmas Critters! That is priceless! Wow! I’m impressed! This Uncle from another world guy is great!”
by Hym Iam November 18, 2022
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from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.
Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.
by QuacksO August 26, 2018
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Pony bitch from hell

She is a worse version of Pony girl from hell, she will haunt your dreams. She is evil and a fake bitch that can't be single.
Yo Linda is such a pony bitch from hell, she can't stay single for more than 1 week.

yo I didn't expect her to look like a pony bitch from hell.
by timmychelemet January 28, 2022
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eggs away from vegan

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant
Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"
by dogtheist101 June 10, 2018
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jake from jake farm

A funny smal Youtuber who is most likely to make you laugh or cringe
Have you seen jake from jake farms new video it's hilarious
by M18AIAPERS MINE June 18, 2021
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Jake from The Westing Game

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.
I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup
by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018
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