ETHAN

SOME ETHAN'S ARE EMO, AND SOME ETHAN'S ARE JERKS

ETHAN

ETHAN: What.

by IHJADFOIAJSOIFDJ March 23, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.

Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy

by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022

Ethan

Is a literal loser. Has no balls. Might be gay.

When you’re born without balls, your parents will name you Ethan.

by T2thedoubleg November 8, 2025

Ethan

This is my guy Ethan and he's cracked at fortnite.

Ethan, He is the most cracked fortnite player.

by Ethan is cracked January 11, 2021

Ethan Isbell

not a simp

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Ethan Cox

Ethan cox is an egotistical scroatum that craves the nic and loves the ganj

oi oi theres ethan cox, no you cant have my poof you scroatum

by Euan Mcgay April 18, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest, most adorable person you will ever meet. He is funny, kind and cares about all of his friends. He looks harmless but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends or family. He loves sports and lives on a farm.

Person 1: Ethan just asked me out!
Person 2: omg your soo lucky

by weird1234 October 24, 2019