by slimjimisfat November 7, 2019
Get the Ethan Clorox mug.A really amazing person. They’ll open up to you without hesitation about their whole life even if you don’t know them the slightest bit. They are caring and very emotional, overwhelmingly emotional. Ethans always have something to say even if it’s not the right time to say something. Overall, Ethans are very problematic and don’t know their boundaries.
by Confefi June 21, 2018
Get the Ethan mug.The hottest guy out there and such a big dick ;). Everyone loves this guy and he is so fun to hangout with. Last night he told me stuff he never would say in public. He's such a lowkey simp but acts cool and strong on the outside. He really is a big baby when you get to know him more.
by S+E January 13, 2021
Get the ethan mug.He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.
by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019
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Get the Ethan Knight Tingle mug.A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017
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