1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.
2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"
3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"
3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
Get the Douche Bag mug.What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.
*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"
"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"
"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click
by TheVerdict July 14, 2011
Get the Douche Noob mug.n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.
Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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Get the Douche King mug.An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.
I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.
by shaginwagin April 19, 2010
Get the Douche-Mail mug.One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.
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