deflection ramen

An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.

He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.

by paccinski July 8, 2020

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Depression

The excuse teenagers use to get attention and to seem “special”.

Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.

Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.

by TheSamePersonWhoEatsRawEggs August 5, 2020

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Depression

The moment that you feel that you have no Friends.

Depression is when your friends are all busy at the moment.

by RdngMikey August 26, 2020

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Depression is drowning in your own thoughts. It's like being colorblind in a world of colors. But you can't actually see the colors. You hate yourself because you think you look ugly and don't contribute to society. You can't meet your own standards because the bar keeps getting higher and higher before you can reach it. You drown in thoughts of an easy and carefree past. Nothing is enjoyable and you feel hopeless and numb.

I drink tea to fill the emotional void that is caused by depression.

by Emetophobia_Queen August 27, 2020

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