Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

by Waiting for Santa to come June 19, 2021

bouta come through

going to come over/ stop by

oh you got cookies? save me some bc I'm bouta come through

by unknowndumbass December 31, 2014

The fog is coming

Ask Lybra what she did the night of February 3rd 2006

February 3rd 2025 the fog is coming

by FredFerdinand September 13, 2023

Come a cobber

An Australasian spin on ‘come a cropper,’ usually referring to a more sinister error that has lead to severe harm or death.

‘Woah, did Jake just fall off that cliff?’
‘Yea, he’d come a cobber on that ledge.’

by Clarencerr November 9, 2025

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Don't Come To School Tomorrow

What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.

Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.

by jeffthebalkan April 12, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024