chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.

F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!

by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017

reindeer chocolate

When you shit in a kid's stocking.

Instead of giving the naughty kids coal, Santa now gives them reindeer chocolate

by Eddmario December 23, 2019

chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018

Chocolate Sprinkles

If a female has a substantial amount of hair in her nether reagion, she may be accused of having chocolate sprinkles.

You'd think she'd have a clean shave, but she had some serious chocolate sprinkles.

by TruthfulMeaning August 17, 2016

chocolate chitters

Big nipples on a female that resemble large vegan chocolate chips

Damn girl you got chocolate chitters on you

by Divinelight April 11, 2021

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

chocolate kisser

When a girl shits on a guy's chest and then pats it down with her pussy lips

I did the chocolate kisser!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014