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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken 

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
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Check In 

to meet with or speak with the local street representatives to gain permission to move about freely in their respective local area.
Tekashi69 Says He Doesn’t Check In With Gangsters...that was a lie.
Check In by BobbyLarryIrene September 21, 2019
This check is performed when you're not sure how a young women will look when she gets older. This will give you a window as to how well the women will age. You can look at her mother to determine several factors. These factors include but are not limited to: weight, build, size and mass.
I understand that you are interested in marrying Sally. However, have you completed a Mom Check? I saw her mom the other day and her figure was less than desirable.
Mom Check by GDizzle4567 June 28, 2011

GUDDI CHECK 

AN INDIAN SLANG
a hard slap on the back of the neck.... for recreational purposes
SAGAR - Did your mom punish you for sneaking out of the house
Danial- YAH man, She gave me a GUDDI CHECK
GUDDI CHECK by SAGABHAIYA December 5, 2019

Cobra chicken

An alternative name for a Canada Goose coined by a Mexican labourer in 2018. The name is meant to capture the ferocious nature and frequent hissing observed among Canada Geese.
If you're trying to cut through the field by the pond, look out for attacking cobra chickens.

Chicken Banter 

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life
Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!
Chicken Banter by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010