by enbyfrogs April 14, 2021
Get the pre-boyfriendmug. by Urmumscum September 6, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug. A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the My Boyfriend Stole My Carmug. May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024
Get the sit on ur boyfriends face daymug. A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.
by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021
Get the bar boyfriendmug. by ark! December 3, 2022
Get the boyfriendmug. Me: OMG, no way, you don't have a boyfriend.
Chelsea: Not like you have one either
Me: You got me with that one
Chelsea: Checkmate bitch
Chelsea: Not like you have one either
Me: You got me with that one
Chelsea: Checkmate bitch
by The Satanic Toast December 16, 2022
Get the Boyfriendmug.