Similar to being stabbed in the back, except some people like that sort of thing - they just wish they had some prior notice first.
"Man, you really got boned in the back when your girlfriend cheated on you with her best friend."
"Yeah, the least she could've done was videotaped it so I'd have something to watch tonight."
"Yeah, the least she could've done was videotaped it so I'd have something to watch tonight."
by DrewL September 27, 2007
Chicken boning is the act of dumping the bones leftover from chicken wings onto someones (friends, neighbors, enemies, strangers) doorstep, and then leaving them there to be discovered in the future.
This prank originated in the North Chicago suburbs.
This prank originated in the North Chicago suburbs.
Person 1: Yo, don't throw the bones away after you're done with your chicken wings.
Person 2: Wtf, why?
Person 1: We're saving them because we're chicken boning someones house after we're done.
Person 2: Wtf, why?
Person 1: We're saving them because we're chicken boning someones house after we're done.
by lemonhead2k March 13, 2017
1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.
2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.
2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.
1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...
2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
by Chuck Biscuts January 16, 2007
To be on the telephone with a girl, and try to sweet talk her as if she had you whipped, or on a short leash.
Male to female on the phone:"Baby i'd do anything for you."
Males around him:"Nigga,Stop phone boning, it sounds like your soft.
Males around him:"Nigga,Stop phone boning, it sounds like your soft.
by cedric hoper August 07, 2004
by Mastikator November 02, 2004
A psychological state mostly experienced by men upon the build up to a climax during masturbation. Whomever is in this state find it difficult to move upon their thoughts. Although they may want to get up and stop, being in this state makes it nearly impossible to act upon this notion.
Person 1: “I’m going to have to ask you to leave Home Depot.”
Person 2: *Unable to do so as they are within the Bone-Zone*
Person 2: *Unable to do so as they are within the Bone-Zone*
by BronzeVermin January 01, 2020