cock block

The act of preventing one of your friends the privilege of hiding his Wilson in a womans cooch

Karl and Steven cock block john whilst he tried to hide his Wilson

by IanXD March 2, 2008

cock block

The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.

Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.

by speedbag March 24, 2009

Glock the block

Verb.
To shoot at people from a moving vehicle; drive-by shooting.

I'm tired of those wanna-be gangsters! Let's glock the block!

by DeideiNathan October 9, 2007

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

gock block

a term typically used by major band geeks, when the gock is stolen from the drum line by the drum majors

Dude, you totally just got gock blocked!

by el93 August 20, 2010

cock block

to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa busted. it could be the other way around too.

"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."

by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

d block

"Beer Pong re-rack where you take the triangle and turn it sideways so there is a straight line of two then one to the side"

Ey yo cree lemme get that D Block

by EAstchapelhill May 20, 2008