noob moment

To have a particular moment in time where you go blank and are very amateur at a certain thing.

I was trying to figure out 2 x 2 when I had a noob moment and could not figure out the answer.

by EnragedTadpole May 6, 2009

Porras Moment

A moment in which a person experiences extreme retardation and stupidity due to an inflated ego, an excess of free time, and incredibly high expectations of everyone and everything

P1) “She said she liked me and wanted to smash, but her eyebrows weren’t trimmed and she wasn’t blonde so I just walked away.”

P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”

by EzQuiplash May 16, 2021

AI moment

When the AI manages to succeed at something very improbable. These successes always seem to happen more to the AI than the player

"Damn, they managed to get the 7% roll? That never happens to me! What an AI moment!"

by Agemo July 30, 2021

Wahoo Moment

When you wake up in the middle of the night and burn a quick toke before going back to bed. Similar to a snack in the middle of the night.

I woke up at 2 am today and had a couple of one hitters, then went back to sleep for a few more hours. It was a wahoo moment.

by twitchpunx March 2, 2011

A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.

"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."

by YetiTrolling October 6, 2012

popcorn moment

One of those precious moments in life that can only be fully enjoyed with a bag of popcorn. Most of the times these occur when two people are arguing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

1. Guy #1: Fuck you man, I broke up with her just last week and you're already in love with her?!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, if its love, its love. You and your fuckin chode need to man up and get over it!
Guy #1: SHIT! She told you I've got a chode?!?!
Guy #2: Nope, your mom did!
Guy #1's mom: Sorry hun..
Guy #1: SHIT!
Bystander: (thinking to self) Damn, what a popcorn moment...

2. On facebook, someone's relationship status changes to single. If the separated lovers start arguing on that status, whatever the fuck they say = a popcorn moment.

"Random Hot Girl is now single."
Random Hot Girl's ex: What the fuck is this shittttt?
Random Hot Girl: I'm done with you, fuck off of my wall!
Random Hot Girl's ex: Whoa babeee, I <3 you!
Random Hot Girl: Sucks ass, cuz I don't love you back bitch!
Random Hot Girl's ex: I knew this was gonna happen, thats why I got alllll of our sexy times on tape! Suck it!!!
Random guy: *POPCORN MOMENT*! OH SHIT, LEMME GET THEM VIDS!

by qillaaa December 7, 2010

Heidi moment

When the end of a sporting event that runs past its scheduled time slot gets preempted by other programming. Refers to the 1968 Oakland Raiders comeback over the New York Jets that NBC left prematurely to broadcast the movie "Heidi."

Wisconsin's Jordan Taylor launched a three-pointer that could have won the game. The ball was midflight when CBS switched to another game. If he'd made the shot, it would have been a Heidi moment of epic proportions.

by Crassius May 24, 2010