sea-slapped

when in the sea and a wave hits you in the face

A: Oh dude, can you see that huge wave coming?
B: What?

B turns around and wave 'slaps' him in the side of his face
A: LOL dude you just got sea-slapped badly!!!!!!!!

by Winnie The Poop August 25, 2012

Sea Breaze

When the guy cums in a girl’s/guy’s mouth and the girl/guy swishes the cum around their mouth, swallows and then blows the salty air in the guy’s face.

...then I emptied my nuts into her face, she had a swish, a gargle, swallowed then took a deep breath and gave me a full lung sea breaze, right in the face with my own salty goodness!

by Xander112 October 25, 2020

Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

sea

sea sick, meaning you sick of whatever is happened

Boy1: man im so fucking sea of this like fuck man
Boy2: frr

by asapkia December 14, 2021

Sea

Self entitled assholes

They’re obtuse jokes were as far as the eye could sea.

by Chancesare January 05, 2023

sea

sea is the most handsome boy in the world. i love sea so much. he is a very caring and understanding person, i admire his confidence. sea truly makes me want to become a better person and i'd do absolutely anything for sea.

me: sigh. im so sad!

sea: hey my love:)

me: happy! :D

by zeroherizon January 07, 2024