April 17th

International blowjobs day

Hey honey it’s April 17th feel free to get on your knees :)

by Tom joblues April 16, 2021

April 25

Say yes to a girl whole day

April 25 say yes to girls

by 123nigga April 24, 2022

April 20

National singles make out day. Make out with a fellow single

Me: hey you know what today is..?

Them : uh April 20th.. why?

Me: Yk what that means.. it’s national singles make out day. Let’s make out!

Them: okay let’s do it!

by Azakana April 11, 2023

april 14

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.

wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.

by Me1on January 4, 2023

April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 9, 2023

April 20th

Free tittie pic from your girlfriend and they HAVE TO DO IT

Boy:Send me a tit pick please
Girl:Why
Boy:because it’s April 20th😂
Girl:Your right ok here you go

by Iliketoeatbooty April 20, 2022

April 11th

National sex with girl thats name starts with a J or a B.

Friend: Dude, isn't your girlfriends name Jamie? You know its April 11th you have to hit that today its like the rule.

by LLbigboy April 11, 2021