anal assasin

a homosexual activity, one in which gay men take turns fucking eachother in the ass, using no lube, the first on to cum in the others ass wins, the loser must clean the shit off the winners dick by licking it clean

wow look at Grim and Trusdle those guys totally play anal assasin all night i mean look at they way they're walking and they both have shit breath

by Broyle5k March 16, 2008

anal tape

When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.

Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!

by Gryphion September 22, 2016

Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.

Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.

by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019

anal dumplin

When a turd is smashed between your ass cheeks, flat like beef jerky and still touching the water.

I'm gawded from that anal dumpling.

by fuur December 27, 2013

anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.

My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal Opera

When a person (1) bends down or lies in the doggy-style position to receive the vocal vibrations by having person (2) insert their lips into their anal cavity, singing a song into person (1)'s asshole.

Person 1: So how was your guys' first date last night? Anything fun happen?
Person 2: Yeah, it was fun. He bent me over and gave me Anal Opera. Oh mama mia mama mia!

by NickrophiIia February 16, 2019

Anal gloppy

The act of picking someone up and sitting in their ass

I would love to go anal gloppy that bitch

by Red1981 March 20, 2021