Human-Gun marriage

It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.

Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

chi ma gun

This is how you would say when someone is nuts, try it out on your friends.

Is that guy chi ma gun?
he's totally chi ma gun.

by Amansithnoguts December 5, 2016

Machine Gun Shots

A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.

PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."

by fzakaria September 27, 2011

going top gun

When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.

Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.

by Simmsational June 10, 2016

i have a gun

Most commonly used in schools

Mainly used in american schools

Kid: " I have a gun"
Teacher: " we live in america"

by popmaxei May 4, 2022

gun buttered

gettin spryed up wit bullets,hollows,ballistics etc....

man did u just see dat dude get gun buttered wit calicoes

by terriffic June 12, 2006