hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham

Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer

by CryoDead December 3, 2019

God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

polished hammer

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }

when obligated a man does what he must to survive racial retaliations polished hammer

by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006