your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

your mom

someone that is always at my house ;)

im with your mom ;)

by idxhdhb July 26, 2022

Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

Your Mom

should have swallowed

"I smashed Your Mom last night"

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017

Your Mom

Something I do every night

Your mom:moaning sounds

by Sexiest pornstar January 31, 2019

Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021