The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 12, 2008
Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!
rip cliff burton
rip cliff burton
by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 15, 2008
by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014
by Ketchup boy July 24, 2021
The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.
Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."
by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021
by mhmdv July 28, 2018
An outdated piece of crap used by people who think car companies “don’t build ‘em like they used to”
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.
I ran SFC /scannow on Windows 7 but it says some system files couldn't be repaired.
Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.
Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.
by gmoney2 February 18, 2019