Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.

I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .

by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

Meat._.stick

Meat stick is a TikTok creator that makes the best content on the planet

Have you heard of the TikTok creator named meat._.stick I heard he is cool

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Good Meat

Good Meat is a term that encompasses many different meanings:

1) A sexual, term referring to the person as an object of 'Good Meat'
2) That someone is the host to a plethora of 'Good Meat', as in meat for eating. In this context you would take into account the supposed flavor of the meat, consistency, texture, tenderness, etc.
3) That someone is cool and bad ass, as opposed to being 'Bad Meat' which means that they can be any or all of the following: Smelly, douchey, slutty, extremely overweight, extremely underweight, a poser, an asshole, a bitch cunt bitch and so forth.
4) Good Meat is also a company that specializes in providing the public with 100% Good Meat. In every sense of the word.

Dylan: "Dude, Christopher Walken is the shit."

Kup: "I'll tell you what, Thass'um Good Meat."

by FernKrendle April 9, 2013