Virgin Chad

A paradox, as a Virgin will never be a Chad, and a Chad will destroy any Virgin near him.
A Virgin Chad would implode in on itself

"He's such a Virgin Chad"
"Becky, you dumb bitch, that's literally impossible! Go read a fucking book"

by ChicNoodles October 22, 2019

voodoo virgin

a person who has never eaten a voodoo doughnut before

I lost my voodoo virginity to cock and balls ;)

by angiebeeee November 10, 2010

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

Virgin watermelon

When a watermelon has not reached sexual maturity and does not do anything sexual

I ate 33 virgin watermelons

by Vanmanmax November 21, 2016

Nude Virgin

A girl/boy whos never sent a nude before.

that hoe was a nude virgin until i met her!

by XxPussySlayerxX69 May 13, 2019

Virgin media

They go down all the fucking time and their crappy hub/modem combo will lose you a tenth of your bandwidth by being half a meter away

Virgin media is a crappy isp.

by SomebodyYouWillNeverKnowHehehe May 11, 2020

Ultra Virgin

A person will be a virgin till the day they die, even if there is an after life or the person is reborn again they will always be a virgin. They also know nothing about sex at all.

Rhys: Pussy feels like a cold bath!
Vanna: Stfu you haven't had sex before you Ultra Virgin!

by anonymous October 20, 2020