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Barn troll

A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.

I.e. slimans entire immediate family
Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll
by Dex Mccheeseyton August 21, 2016
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Troll Rehab

A place where dumbass's get sent after they spam or act like dickheads! Home of the retards!
Blogtv: get kicked go to troll rehab
by Jessibardi October 6, 2012
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Socrates Troll

A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
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Fazed Troll

A member of the online community FAZED.net, who's only purpose is to provoke other users into an argument. Typically a Fazed Troll will appear in threads that it has no business in, and ironically accuse others of being Trolls themselves.
Egojab is a Fazed Troll. He thinks he's posting relevant "facts" to support his trolling, but generally it's just an attempt to waste even more of your time.
by FazedDictionary February 21, 2011
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forest troll

Any of a species of human who spend most of their time frolicking in the deep woods and being with nature. Said people can be found enjoying natural fabrics and practicing poor oral hygiene.

Not to be confused with the larger family of crunchy granolas.
by crunchyayana May 31, 2018
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Ice troll

when you are drinking something out of a cup and one (or more) ice cube(s) blocks whatever it is that you are drinking, causing it to miss your mouth and go straight down your shirt.
I got ice trolled this morning when the ice in my cup blocked my mouth, which caused the water to spill down my shirt.
by Eclipse036 February 25, 2013
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Justifying Troll

A troll who thinks it's okay to troll if they use something else to justify their hate. A Justifying Troll often uses religion, inaccurate facts, and big words to try and justify their hate. These kinds of trolls do this because they usually can't find anything wrong with whatever it is that they hate and therefore have to look for reasons.
Example of a Justifying Troll:

"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".
by asefiowrhgua;ergg September 28, 2011
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