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thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.
Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!
by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014
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cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Thunder in Paradise

Damn, look at the ass on her, she’s got a little thunder in paradise.
by CespedesWildBoar February 18, 2020
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Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.
I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.
by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
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Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
by Goyangi August 9, 2025
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Sunder Thunder

After having sex with a hooker/prostitute you decapitate them then shove a lightning rod in there esophagus during a storm and then put her on the top of a pine tree via her asshole and let it explode her corpse. Then eat the cooked pieces of the corpse
Dude last weekend I was with this girl and I sunder thundered her. It was amazing, filled me right up
by Fbihgetmoney May 10, 2025
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Vanilla Thunder

"Vanilla Thunder" is the nickname for the bronze Valorant player Nikki
player 1 - "omg that sage is so trash who even is that"
player 2 - "no wonder she's missing all those shots, that's Vanilla Thunder"
by Ewwewewewewew June 26, 2024
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