The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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Thumbs Up

When you put a thumbs up in a photo is means that your sort of fruity but not enough to be homosexual.
Oh John put a thumbs up in his photo, that means hes kinda fruity.
by BobertJR April 21, 2022
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Kentucky thumb

When you are having doggie style sex and she keeps farting soEdna you stick your thumb in her ass to stop the gas leak.
Edna ate cabbage before bed last night and she had the wind so bad I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.
by MALDCLXVI May 20, 2021
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Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.
“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”
by syylent June 8, 2024
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Thumb butt

Damn step bro i got a thumb butt
by Ty12gy34 February 14, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

A sexual position where the male inserts his thumb into the female’s vagina during her period.
by BiggdadDphatsak May 20, 2021
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