by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025
Get the physical landmug. The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
Get the Lunar Landingmug. Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.
Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.
by hoemobile October 26, 2025
Get the Charlie Kirk unlucky landingmug. A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
Get the Toyota Land Cruisermug. When you get swept up in the energy and whimsy of the beautiful and exciting Mandy. No rules, no stress. Please just have fun. Trip to Bermuda? Lets book tickets for tomorrow. Don't know anyone at the bar? Don't worry. Mandy does. In Mandy Land there is no time for boredom or debbie downers. We came to explore and be spontaneous - but with style. Lets ride those Vespas in cocktail dresses. Go to the beach with the biggest beach hat and a perfect spray tan. People might stare, but who cares? You're in Mandy Land.
by Colbison December 3, 2021
Get the Mandy Landmug. 
From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.
Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.
Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
by That Guy Who Knows Random Shit June 21, 2024
Get the Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landingmug.