America

The greatest country.

Kori: no! Canada better!
Me with high IQ: Actually.. America is

by DreamNotFoundFanFiction July 31, 2023

America

A country that once had the title of "the fattest country in the world." And it is still the laziest country in the world because like 90% of the people that live there complain about simple things like working or taking out the trash.

I f*ckin hate America mate, lets go kick a buckingham palace gaurd in the balls

by FatManatee June 6, 2021

America

A country who's president is a fucking old man that gropes little kids.

Biden: Son, My name is Joe Biden.
Son: Disown me please.

( America is still the best country XD )

by Albert0G October 16, 2022

Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Pussy Gobbler of America

P.G.O.A. Pussy Gobbler of America , club/group formed 1978, went international 1980. Club symbol, mythical creature body of Turkey Gobbler with head of Cat. A sister organization formed 1980. The I.B.G. (I Been Gobbled). Started by men for the fulfillment and pleasure of women.

You know what a pussy gobbler is? Wave your arms “ Here I Am, a real pussy gobbler.” Pussy gobbler of america

by DirectorPGOA May 25, 2025

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I invented and made and created and started bejripytomBemmimgfieldoubjrags relbjaloods made in AMERICA relbjaluds. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 4, 2024

Captain America

Someone that likes amrrica so much to the point where they hired a crew to make 2 movies we went to the war, became a superhuman, and saved the universe just because he likes America

Hey im gonna be captain America for Halloween

How much do you like this place?

by Thiccboy3000 October 7, 2020