Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

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jizz n' tell

when you jizz on a girl and you tell all your friends.

Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell

Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.

Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half

by Ryan Erickson's friend jizz April 26, 2009

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A philly jizz steak originated in a dirty ass public school cafeteria when one of the cafeteria dudes in the back replaced the common ingredient of liquid cheese with jizz on the philly cheese steaks to make a philly jizz steaks

Yo lemme get a philly jizz steak with extra jizz

I understand the sandwich is 2.99, but is jizz extra?

by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009

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Bosnian Jizz Bomb

When 5 Bosnian men all jizz into a cup and poor it on their dad

Hey busnir get radis and the guys and we'll make a Bosnian Jizz Bomb

by Dr. Rondafer Stink July 22, 2010

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jizz-o shooters

Just like jell-o shooters but you replace the jell-o with jizz

those were some good jizz-o shooters at your party

by DJ Ethos October 22, 2006

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Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!

by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010

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hitler jizz bomb

when a man and a man are sexually active and perform a dirty sanchez, so the one with shit under their nose looks like hitler. then the other man/men jizz all over and inside "hitlers" nose until he sneezes and explodes jizz and snot and shit everywhere.

i love getting hitler jizz bombs

by Carl Bombstrom December 7, 2006

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