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J Method

When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.
Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works
by JMethodEnthustiast June 21, 2019
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Plop J's

I am going to put on my plop j's before I go to bed.
by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016
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J-Lude

The feeling of exhaustion, euphoria, and happiness you get after having sex with someone whose name starts with J. Like quaaludes, being with them is addicting.
friend: you were with Jeff again last night? You’re obsessed with that guy!

Me: I’m addicted to the J-lude
by GreenIrishEyes January 18, 2019
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Big J

You'll always find a Big J in your life, they're kind, caring and funny seemingly a real genuine people person. You'll always have fun on a night out with people like Big J; however, don't be fooled they are cunning and calculated individuals that strive for nothing more than to gain leverage against you.

Yes, you might argue that you have had fun nights out with a Big J; but that embarrassing incident, will forever be in his arsenal to climb the social ladder.

He's an absolute liability on nights out but will deny it till the grave.

If you find yourself (un)fortunate enough to encounter a Big J you had best be gaining leverage of your own, which can prove difficult when they embrace their embarrassing and silly behaviour.
Person 1: So, I heard about the bin incident.
Person 2: Wait, how?! I only told...Big J...damn.

Person 1: You left me alone on a night out and abandoned me!
Big J: That's a lie, you ditched me.

Person 1: You can't tell anyone about the horse.
Big J: Don't you worry...
(Later that day...)
Big J: Did I tell you what Person 1 said about the horse?!
Person 3: No, tell me!
by T-RexWalker January 8, 2020
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J Baby

A super cute way for non habitual weed smoking females to drop a hint that they want to (or want you to) roll a joint so they can get high
I'm so glad it's Friday now I can finally hook up with j baby
by Sierra Jade 17 March 21, 2017
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j-sherman

d1:It is when your roommate is having sex and you turn the other way to avoid peeking
or
d2:a person that rejects peoples ideas
ex1:"I had to pull a j-sherman last night because my roommate brought home another girl"

ex2:"CARS is a gay suggestion for movie night"
by A-Ro November 18, 2007
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Logan j

Logan j is the most bad ass motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s hot, sexy, attractive, muscular, and has a two foot shlong dong that ur mom sucks dry every week. He is popular at school and gets all the bitches no matter what. But don’t piss him for because he has the power of anime on his side. First he will fuck you up so hard you won’t move for a week. Then He will move on to your sister. Secretly she loves these short little sessions of him railing her tight ass with his two foot dong. When he’s done there will be pools of c*m all over the floor. So he calls the milf cleaning lady and they have a threesome. So that basically sums up a Logan. He’s also sort of a chad and a huge simp.
Damn look at that Logan j
Oh no Logan’s j going to fuck you up real hard
I heard that Logan j has a two foot shlong dong
by badboisUpReMe May 7, 2022
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