twat talk

When a woman tries to take over a conversation she know little, or less than a man she is talking with.

She lot her credibility with all the twat talk she was doing.

by Kevin Steven March 31, 2017

Twat Spot

When a female's underwear accidentally becomes twisted such that her vagina is exposed to others.

My girlfriend was walking around in her underwear yesterday and I got an awesome twat spot!

by Megaman093 September 10, 2011

Snot Twat

When a guy cums in a girls twat and she queefs it out

Sara's Snot Twat killed the deal for sloppy seconds

by jayberd June 6, 2009

Twat Jacket

A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.

Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?

by Indersisive March 25, 2009

twat pirate

a man who has sex with his best friend's wife

"After a long day of work Graty came home to see Joe in his bed being a twat pirate while Marlane was supposed to be cooking dinner."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

bleeding twat

A girl whom is on her period and is very bitchy.

Miley Cyrus is a bleeding twat.

by ShadowWolf280 July 26, 2014

acrobatic twat

a really flexible vagina, gymnasts commonly have them after strenuous vaginal activities

damn foo melissa has a acrobatic twat, it was bouncing like a jumping jack!

by MattMcRib September 14, 2013