Horse Nipple

Synonomous with Bad Ass Mother Fucker, see BAMF.

Came up with the definition for Chocahol, nice going, asshole, you scarred my kids for life.
"Horse Nipple can eat a brick if it's made by Frito Lay."
by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008
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nipple daisy

The resulting appearance of chest hairs encircling the nipple after several days without shaving, thereby resembling the petals of a daisy. Usually found on males but occassionally on certain females as well.
"Dave seriously needs to shave. He's got a nipple daisy in full bloom."
by Neil Hunkins September 15, 2007
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Paper nipple clip

I slapped that "Paper nipple clip" on her so smoothly.
by catdogtigolebitties November 05, 2011
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sucking the king's nipples

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)
Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.
by YourTypicalRedditor2010 June 30, 2010
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Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.
Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!
by undertowpull December 14, 2011
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Pie Plate Nipples

Huge areolas that seem to cover almost the entire surface area of the breast.
Whoa! That chick's got pie plate nipples! They're huge!
by B.C. Ericks July 27, 2010
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Nipple to breast ratio

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.
Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.
by The Nipple Perfectionist June 20, 2012
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