Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?

by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010

Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays

Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis

by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016

Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.

Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.

by Klueade December 22, 2020

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.

“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”

by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023

White Christmas

When you snort some cocaine on christmas morning

Why is there white stuff on your nose?

Oh, man I just had me a white christmas

by BootyWarrior89 December 21, 2014

Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.

"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"

by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025

White Christmas

The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".

Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do

Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup

by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016