kayla squirrel 

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends

I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel

kayla squirrel by squirrel army April 23, 2023

shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.

Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.

shiny squirrel syndrome by Bill&bob October 3, 2023

Jarrod Squirrel Incident 

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

Jarrod Squirrel Incident by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

the squirrel technique 

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

the squirrel technique by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Humping squirrel 

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

Humping squirrel by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024

the squirrel hat rule 

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

the squirrel hat rule by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

Dead Squirrel 

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

Dead Squirrel by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025