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Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 21, 2023
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Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010
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Backpack Spoon

An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.
Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
by redditgod November 4, 2024
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dirty spoon

n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection

v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."

"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023
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Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.
by MobyRichard December 19, 2023
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Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon
by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023
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Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.
Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?
by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014
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