chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022

twatty spoon

a vaginal muscle that scoops in a lot of dicks

Stacy's Twatty Spoon gets a lot of scoops

by jack_carig April 13, 2015

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020

Get a spoon

So you can get my ass

Person 1: “Did you hear Biden won the presidency?”
Person 2: “go get a spoon”

by Sinofwrath7ds January 19, 2024

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

lemon spoon

when someone pinches your butthole

dude she just lemon spooned me

by xsleepyz December 16, 2022

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 12, 2021