Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

salty chest

When a woman has a wet vagina and sits on you chest

Ay Steve your daughter gave me a salty chest

by Suckyamum March 24, 2019

Salty

I thought "salty" only very recently acquired this meaning (see the other entries). However, I came across it in a book published in 1969 "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Robert A. Heinlein near the top of page 32.

'Don't jump salty, beautiful"

by A handle not already used March 29, 2019

Salty

'Salty' Used widely in the gaming community to describe people like Mark Warmington. Very bitter. angry or annoyed about:
- Losing a game
- Taking Banter badly
- Reading the definition and not like the original draft

Definition: To be annoyed angry or Hard done bye.

Mark: "I cant' believe I lost that, you know I deserved to win that!"
James:"Somebodies SALTTTTTYYY!!"

"that is very salty

by Jimalin April 10, 2019

Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019