salty

zoe :)

god zoe is being so salty today
she always is salty, shes the deffinition

by kk girly October 15, 2020

Salty

When you kill someone in game or roast them they become angry for no reason.

*IcyFive kills Ninja*
Ninja : You emoted so u must be a stream sniper leave or i will ban you

Literally the internet : you salty

by NawFam November 13, 2018

Salty

means that you get hella pissed, annoyed, or upset because of some little thing that someone else does even though its not that deep and is just a joke

Boy:"its just a joke man why do you have to get so salty about it"

or
Boy:"i dont want to pick liam"
Friend:"why not"
Boy:"he gets so salty when he loses"
or
Boy:"why so salty"

by Ass'n'Titties May 3, 2018

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025