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spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.

a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:

be in your bed tonight

crawl on your face when youre sleeping

crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc

there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)

me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight

little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023
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Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can
“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022
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scarlet spider

A spider-man character name is scarlet Spider

Or a different version to black widow who is women who take advantage of you get her way
Person 1:This bitches was wear a red dress and she was go to do some black widow type shit
Person 2:She not black widow she is a scarlet Spider
by RedvsBluevsGreen June 1, 2017
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Spider

Eche is such a freaken spider
by Knowledge102 February 24, 2020
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Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
My coworker is a real spider fluffer
by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022
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Spider-Man

You wanna watch No-Way-Home it has the guy from Fortnite in it, Spider-Man
by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022
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