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Erudite Sleeping Elephant

The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.
Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.
by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007
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i can’t sleep

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose
“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
fosho
by oofers🥳 November 3, 2019
mugGet the i can’t sleepmug.

GTS (Go to Sleep)

CM Punks new finishing move, Cm punk gets a guy in a military press position (holding a guy over your head, elbows locked) and he drops the guy and introducing his opponents forehead to cm's knee thus, puttin him 2 sleep
by kennyc July 23, 2007
mugGet the GTS (Go to Sleep)mug.

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after
That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.
by Patrick March 15, 2004
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sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.
*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."
by buist2 October 17, 2008
mugGet the sweaty sleep maskmug.

Sleep Deprived English

A form or use of the english language that tends to go off topic and constantly slur in speech. This form of english is common among most teenagers.
Guy 1: He dude are you alright?

Guy 2: Oh yeaah man, im joost fiiine... Is that what she really looks like?

Guy 1: Dude, you are speaking some major Sleep Deprived English.
by Dumbbunny99 November 5, 2011
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Sleep in my hole

When one has a storage compartment in ones wall and one prefers to sleep inside of it instead of ones bed.
"Hey Billy, I'm moving in with you. Where should I sleep?"
"Yeah Bob. Take the bed. I sleep in my hole."
by Phantasms February 19, 2009
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