A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food
by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017
Get the river sharkmug. Hym "From the river to the sea is where the Jews want Israel to be... So, they're blowing up all the people. Which is genocide. Or is it not genocide when you do it? Oh! Right! If you're not being explicit we all have to deny reality! I forgot! Ok, that's fine. The Jews aren't killing all the Palestinians. They haven't been waiting for an excuse. This isn't the religious narcissistic hero fantasy playing out where you subdue 'evil' to subsequently give yourself an excuse to be evil."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2023
Get the From the river to the seamug. Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022
Get the lucky rivermug. when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
Get the river of excellencemug. by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 1, 2024
Get the rivers cuomomug. by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019
Get the river thotmug. A girl who wants to love herself is kind, a bitch, a cunt, friendly, fake but only real to real ones, loves Mexicans, doesn’t want to get marry, thoughtful, ruthless, relies on herself, and fuck bitches get money. The definition of serenity.
She is serenity-river
by Vidasrb November 20, 2023
Get the Serenity-Rivermug.