Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.
“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”
by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024
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A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022
Get the Piss Me A River mug.The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.
by Dragon Hunter 76 July 14, 2022
Get the River mug.Derogatory word. Racial slur used to describe Latinos who swim across the Rio Grande as illegal immigrants. Synonym: wetback.
by CaliCass August 5, 2022
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Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
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