raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

Rape-Count

Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.

"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?

"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"

by ninja9393 February 20, 2009

Teabag Rape

When a man shoves his balls into someone's mouth without their consent.

Kyle: Did you hear that Kelsey got teabag raped?

Lauren: *sigh* She got TEABAGGED

by David Gray May 30, 2006

Eye Rape

An unwanted Eye Fuck. Eye raping usually occurs when an unattractive male stares down an attractive female, but can happen the other way around as well.

Guy 1: Dude she just eye fucked the shit outta you!
Guy 2: Did you see that hiddi beast?! That's more like eye rape!

by The JVL November 7, 2007

Rape Box

A box with holes drilled in it. A person is stuff inside it and the holes are used to stick dicks in. Thus creating the effect of one getting "raped" by multiple people at once. For an even more amazing effect, play some porno music and have strobe lights.

Person 1: Wow look at that douche. He probably like the penis.
Person 2: He'd probably like it if we put him in a rape box.
Person 1: That way he could have lots of penis touching his face.

by The69er May 22, 2009

beast-raped

a)to look haggard
b)one who lets a dog sodomize them

a) "I was out drinking all night. I must look beast-raped right about now."

b) "The Beast-Raped Mother and Daughter"

by Baghdaddy April 23, 2006

sight rape

when someone looks at you in a sexual dirty way, sometimes trying to picture you nude.

that man over there is sight rapeing me while driving slow in his car looking at my boobs.

by xlebebe July 7, 2006