Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.

Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.

by ollie twisted May 8, 2010

Gay Punch

When a friend punches one of his close friends for making fun of him for differant reasons, usually involving his girlfriend.

Friend: Your girlfriend is a bitch, didn't she cheat on you?
Gay Puncher: Dude fuck you.
Friend: Don't worry, I'd forgive you if you did that.
*Douchebag hits Friend*
Friend: Dude, you didn't have to gay punch me.

by Chad G May 16, 2007

Zombree Punch

The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Zombree Punch, expect Zombrees. It is a series of dazzling and well choreographed thrusts of one's head, elbow, arm, and legs.

Haggard Kid 1: I wish I knew how to throw a Zombree Punch.

Haggard Kid 2: Easy man, legend has it, if you attempt a Zombree Punch and you are not a Zombree your head and your ass metamorphically switch spots on your body.

by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

steamroll punch

a Punch delivered to an area of the body with intense force, enough to knock out or cripple the opponent, with 1 punch

mike tyson gave steamroll punches to knock out opponents

by add - John Gallie to face book. March 6, 2008

cock-punch

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.

He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch

by cockermaster July 25, 2012

Punch in the mouth

A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen

Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen

Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!

by Steven Sargent September 26, 2006

sour punches

Some damn good candy

Nigga what you eatin?
Sour punches dawg this shit is tight

by cc10154 September 8, 2009