Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.

He received a paper job in the bathroom.

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Paper Goy

There's GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone's front gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming those heebs

Every single aspect of baby pen1s sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by.... Thats a paper goy

by Her Hauptmann November 2, 2024

rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.

we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.

by maddog68 March 18, 2019

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.

Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.

by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021

Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024