Chocolate Cheesecake

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.

1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021

chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

Chocolate Trail

When a man gives anal sex, covers his penis with fecal matter. And runs it down his partners back.

"I give one hell of a Chocolate Trail"

by GennaDean69 July 23, 2013

chocolate puncher

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.

The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.

by rburger February 5, 2012

Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.

Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here

by Christato March 11, 2012

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012