Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick

Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.

by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021

Country Pirate

Country Pirates are a rare and bold breed, easily identified by the clothes they wear (cowboy hats and pirate boots) and the things they say, like "Yarr haw!" And "howdy me matey."

Cowboy pirate activities:
Horseback sailing, exploring the open plains, enjoying a flask of rum flavored beer with the herd.

Cowboy Pirates can oft be seen wearing bandanas and carabineers, sometimes accompanied by a leather belt and a holstered pistol. But the mark of a true Country Pirate is their loose hipped swagger.

"Country pirates are so aesthetic!"

"Omg country Pirates are such a vibe."

"That man was rugged as a country pirate"

"No one sails bareback like a county pirate!"

"Y'all I wish that country pirate would come shiver me timbers"

by MatthiasVice January 13, 2026

Country Bump

Someone from the South who does coke on the reg

“ Yo I just stepped out the bar and some country bump asks if i’m holding”
-“Man we gotta get a handle on these fucking country bumps”

by aquaphor_supremacist! January 22, 2026

COUNTRY COOKER

1.) A "Country Cooker" is when a blue collared farmer has been working all morning commando in a pair of overalls, has sloppy sex on his lunch break, and works the rest of the day without a shower. Saliva, and sex sweat.

Wilma and Cletus smell like a spoiled Country Cooker Health department would be very disappointed in those to.

by TheRealDonChalant615 January 23, 2026