Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
Get the Nick Jokemug. Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
Get the Father Jokesmug. Said unnecessarily at the end of a sentence as a filler word. Sometimes said twice. Ie. Joking joking.
This does not mean you are actually joking- although sometimes it does.
This does not mean you are actually joking- although sometimes it does.
by Jeff Jefferson. October 13, 2016
Get the Joking ( joking joking )mug. by FreshNick May 17, 2020
Get the Inside jokemug. 
A Swedish joke is mostly used by other Nordic countries like Norway, Denmark,Finland etc. But can also be found in some Slavic countries. A Swedish joke is a joke about how stupid Swedes are. Because of the other countries are jealous of the Swedish addiction. Mostly Norwegians because of the fact, that Norway do the work and Sweden takes the credit. They have the easiest language because of who stupid they are. And they criticised other skandinavian languages
by Ompalompa178 April 22, 2021
Get the A Swedish Jokemug. by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022
Get the Jokemug.