Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
by uwanttruthitellz August 09, 2009
1. to publicly expose one's emotions on one's facebook wall; a twist on the old phrase "wear your heart on your sleeve."
2. to communicate feelings and thoughts specific to one person by posting on one's facebook wall, knowing the specific person will see the post on his/her newsfeed
2. to communicate feelings and thoughts specific to one person by posting on one's facebook wall, knowing the specific person will see the post on his/her newsfeed
Suzie's facebook wall post: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
Mark: So, you and Suzie broke up, huh?
Johnny: How do you know that?
Mark: Well, she does tend to wear her heart on her wall.
Mark: So, you and Suzie broke up, huh?
Johnny: How do you know that?
Mark: Well, she does tend to wear her heart on her wall.
by junglelinguist July 23, 2011
I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.
by scabbrain May 10, 2010
Sacred Heart Collage Middle School is boring.
by ThomKenobiOnYouTube August 06, 2018
This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.
by I’m the sock around your heart November 11, 2020
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club is a euphenism that refers to the club that is referred to by the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's all the lonely people the band referred to in an earlier song, it's the alienated people. The Beatles are portraying to be the "spokesperson" band for that club. The album is a concept album that deals with the subject of alienation. That would be explored in more extensive detail in the double album The Wall by the band Pink Floyd.
After Steve, Ben and Greg swindled me out of $60 (I thought they were my friends) and Sara Ann left me for Joe I have become a member of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. There's no one in this building I can hang around with this weekend.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 03, 2007
"Heart shaped drums give a broken and hollow sound."
"He's playing those drums like they were heart shaped."
"He's playing those drums like they were heart shaped."
by Barney St.Anton August 15, 2007