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Velvet massage

Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience
Let's relax and get Velvet Massage
by Velvet Massage April 12, 2016
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head massager

A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.
Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!

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by Kapronca August 2, 2016
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NHS MASSAGE

When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....
"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage
by James Sandoe September 5, 2018
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Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.
Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?
by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021
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Holden Massachusetts

A place were Cyrus rosbach sits on his phone in Seminar.
Cyrus is sitting in seminar in Holden Massachusetts
by Hello how are u doing May 6, 2022
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Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!
"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"
by MagnificentRikki November 16, 2012
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agave boon massage

An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.
"You can go golf, but I will be getting an agave boon massage!"
by sarlco July 22, 2014
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